少儿简单英语的小笑话
笑话往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点，下面小编今天就给大家分享一下英语的笑话给大家看看，希望你可以开心每一天
The New Teacher 新老师
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。
“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”
Big hands 大手
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?
学生：大手。
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?
年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇
