英语笑话:他的耳朵在我的衣兜里 I Have His Ear in My Pocket

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Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事？”

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

“再见到他时你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。”